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Forrest Gump's momma was right

Carolyn Hansen | Executive Director, Marketing
1.17.2012       Comments (4)

I have a teeny-tiny rant. More of a crank, really. It's this: Many media and marketing articles online have a quirk I find annoying. It's the pop culture headline reference. You've seen it.

What I Learned from <Inception, Sun Tzu, my dog, Indiana Jones, Bridget Jones, Alice in Wonderland> about Social Media Marketing

7 Things <Captain Kangaroo, Game of Thrones, Bar-Hopping, Owning an iPad, Beavis and Butthead> Taught Me About Sales

What <Steve Jobs, Stephen Colbert, Stephen Wright, Stephen King, Steven Seagal, Kim Kardashian, Regis Philbin, Goldilocks and the Three Bears> Can Teach You about Email Marketing

Everything I Need to Know about Content Marketing I Learned from <Watching Survivor, Fantasy Football, Newt Gingrich, The Muppets, Anna Karenina>

Enough already! What does this tell me about the article you want me to read? A hodge-podge of thoughts pasted together by a few well-known moments in a famous person's career? Yeah. Clever.

I don't click because I'm not sure what I'm going to get. Just like that famous box of chocolates. (See what I did there?)

I admire great headlines. I wish I always wrote brilliant ones. More than that, I believe headlines are a promise, and I wish everyone wrote headines fulfilled by the content those headlines point to.

Comments

JaymieD | 1.17.2012

I agree, Carolyn! I get lured in only to then feel like I could've written the article myself. One thing - pls, pls, pls don't let KK's name show up on our site again :-)

Sandra Saunders-Jones | 2.23.2012

What does YOUR headline have to do with the story that follows? It sure didn't give me an idea of what I'd get.

Carolyn Hansen | 2.24.2012

You're right, Sandra! That was my attempt at humor . . .

eric J. | 3.13.2012

Reading this article took 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back. Not sure effective writing is in the cards here....but then again creative wasn't either eh?