Paul Jenulis |
on October 25, 2007 |
category: creative |
Proofreader
Why slide?
"Why slide?" two former co-workers asked me the other day over drinks. Just beginning my second Captain and Coke, and having not heard the beginning of the conversation, I had no idea what the hell they were talking about.
"What the hell are you talking about?" I asked them.
"Why slide?" they responded in unison.
I assumed the blank face I returned them was a sign I didn't understand, but you know what happens when you assume.
"Are you drunk?" the female asked me.
Another dumb-founded look from me. I wasn't drunk, but I might as well have been.
"Why slide?"
I was getting overwhelmed with the questions.
And I didn't have an answer, so I got up and went to the bathroom.
So today, during an in-between of two projects, I was perusing Hacker's new website and realized just what the hell they were talking about. It's on the home page, right after the Hacker logo shoots out of nowhere onto the screen.
Strategy to the left. Ideas to the right.
With a slider in between.
If you slide it left, the Hacker logo dances away and you get five options from which to choose (the who we are and what we do pages). Slide to the right, and after that little dance of the logo, you get samples of some of the work Hacker has performed in the past. Although there's a bar at the bottom of the page for easy navigation, this sliding option is what has caught the eye of at least two people. And they seemed perturbed by it. Having raked over this new site repeatedly for typos and such (and then checking to make sure the edits were made, and then marking up more edits, and then checking to see if THOSE were made, and repeating, and repeating again), it never occurred to me that this slider option may not make sense. Well, to me it did, but that's not saying much.
In any case, the question was raised again: "Why slide?"
I had no answer then, and I have no answer now. I'm just a proofer, you know. I'm all about words and syntax and punctuation, and not much else (well, I know a lot of useless sports statistics, but where's that gonna get me in life?).
The slider made sense to me at the time. (Disclaimer: I'm about as technologically advanced as dinosaurs. Even now, typing this blabbery out, it amazes me that I can hit some keys with symbols on them and the thoughts in my head appear on screen.) I have no idea why Hacker chose the slider option, except that perhaps it's fun. It's modern. It's technologically savvy, baby.
But that's not what's important, right? What's important is that the site is navigable.
So why slide?
Is it that important? What's important is that, although some things have no answers, it's the questions we CAN answer that need to be dealt with. Because, really, why mess with questions that can't be answered? It'll drive you crazy. You might as well be a dog chasing its tail. Or a sports nut proofing junk mail. (Or a bored reader checking out some lame blog about sliding navigation bars.)
It's important questions like, "How did you miss THAT error?!" (I was distracted) and "You're a proofreader?" (on some days, yes) and, perhaps most importantly, why have you, dear reader, read this far?
Comments:
10/29/2007 at 12:32 a.m.Here's whyThe slider is all about choice! It gives people the opportunity to navigate the site the way they think about marketing. Some focus on ideas that can be turned into marketing strategy, while others start with strategy -- and the perfect idea falls outs -- when the strategy is right. However, never forget you always need both!
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10/25/2007 at 12:58 a.m.Are you drunk?Damn straight... "it's fun. It's modern. It's technologically savvy, baby."
But "why"? Well... I believe the designers were thinking it would make people think. And wonder. And play with it. And go to bars and talk about it. Or at least mumble incoherent incomplete sentences about it. :)
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